Futurama intros: All Opening Subtitles (Tag lines)

It is a classic and original touch from Futurama to show funny Opening Subtitles (Tag lines) at the beginning of each episode. In the real life other series just say: In Dolby Surround.

There are 72 episodes in Four Seasons:

1. 1.1 Space Pilot 3000 (March 28, 1999)
   In color
2. 1.2 The Series Has Landed
   In hypno-vision
3. 1.3 I, Roommate
   As Seen On TV
4. 1.4 Love’s Labours Lost in Space
   Presented in BC [BRAIN CONTROL] where available
5. 1.5 Fear of a Bot Planet
   Featuring gratuitous alien nudity
6. 1.6 A Fishful of Dollars
   LOADING….
7. 1.7 My Three Suns
   Presented In Double Vision (Where Drunk)
8. 1.8 A Big Piece of Garbage
   Mr. Bender’s Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500
9. 1.9 Hell Is Other Robots
   Condemned by the Space Pope
10. 1.10 A Flight to Remember
    Filmed On Location
11. 1.11 Mars University
    Transmitido en Martian en SAP
12. 1.12 When Aliens Attack
    Proudly Made On Earth
13. 1.13 Fry and the Slurm Factory
    Live From Omicron Persei 8
14. 2.1 I Second That Emotion (November 21, 1999)
    MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
15. 2.2 Brannigan, Begin Again
    NOT Y3K COMPLIANT
16. 2.3 A Head in the Polls
    From the makers of Futurama
17. 2.4 Xmas Story
    Based on a true story
18. 2.5 Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
    From the network that brought you “The Simpsons”
19. 2.6 The Lesser of Two Evils
    The Show that Watches Back
20. 2.7 Put Your Head on My Shoulder
    Not based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper
21. 2.8 Raging Bender
    Nominated For Three Glemmys
22. 2.9 A Bicyclops Built for Two
    This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
23. 2.10 A Clone of My Own
    Coming Soon To An Illegal DVD
24. 2.11 How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
    As Foretold by Nostradamus
25. 2.12 The Deep South
    A Stern Warning of Things To Come
26. 2.13 Bender Gets Made
    Simulcast On Crazy People’s Fillings
27. 2.14 Mother’s Day
    Larva-Tested, Pupa-Approved
28. 2.15 The Problem with Popplers
    For External Use Only
29. 2.16 Anthology of Interest I
    Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
30. 2.17 War Is the H-Word
    Touch Eyeballs To Screen For Cheap Laser Surgery
31. 2.18 The Honking
    Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nostril Tubes Now
32. 2.19 The Cryonic Woman
    Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
33. 3.1 Amazon Women in the Mood (February 4, 2001)
    Secreted by the Comedy Bee
34. 3.2 Parasites Lost
    If not entertaining, write your congressman.
35. 3.3 A Tale of Two Santas
    This episode performed entirely by sock puppets.
36. 3.4 The Luck of the Fryrish
    Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future.
37. 3.5 The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
    Now with Chucklelin.
38. 3.6 Bendless Love
    Torn from tomorrow’s headlines.
39. 3.7 The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
    80% entertainment by volume.
40. 3.8 That’s Lobstertainment!
    Deciphered from crop circles.
41. 3.9 The Cyber House Rules
    Please rise for the Futurama theme song
42. 3.10 Where the Buggalo Roam
    Krafted with luv by monsters.
43. 3.11 Insane in the Mainframe
    Bender’s Humor by Microsoft Joke.
44. 3.12 The Route of All Evil
    Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool.
45. 3.13 Bendin’ in the Wind
    Federal law prohibits changing the channel.
46. 3.14 Time Keeps On Slippin’
    For proper viewing, take red pill now.
47. 3.15 I Dated a Robot
    No humans were probed in the making of this episode.
48. 3.16 A Leela of Her Own
    Scratch here to reveal prize.
49. 3.17 A Pharaoh to Remember
    Psst… big party at your house after the show.
50. 3.18 Anthology of Interest II
    Hey TiVo! Suggest this!
51. 3.19 Roswell That Ends Well
    Fun for the whole family (except grandma and grandpa).
52. 3.20 Godfellas
    Please, turn off all cell phones and tricorders.
53. 3.21 Future Stock
    Love it or shove it.
54. 3.22 The 30% Iron Chef
    If accidentally watched, induce vomiting.
55. 4.1 Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch (January 12, 2003)
    Bigfoot’s choice
56. 4.2 Leela’s Homeworld
    It’s like “Hee haw” with lasers
57. 4.3 Love and Rocket
    When you see the robot, drink!
58. 4.4 Less Than Hero
    Soon to be a major religion
59. 4.5 A Taste of Freedom
    OR IS IT
60. 4.6 Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
    Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
61. 4.7 Jurassic Bark
    Not affiliated with futurama brass knuckle co.
62. 4.8 Crimes of the Hot
    Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
63. 4.9 Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles
    Now interactive! joystick controls fry’s left ear
64. 4.10 The Why of Fry
    Dancing space potatoes? you bet!
65. 4.11 Where No Fan Has Gone Before
    Where no fan has gone before
66. 4.12 The Sting
    A by-product of the TV industry
67. 4.13 Bend Her
    Too hot for radio
68. 4.14 Obsoletely Fabulous
    You can’t prove it won’t happen
69. 4.15 The Farnsworth Parabox
    Beats a hard kick in the face
70. 4.16 Three Hundred Big Boys
    Voted “Best”
71. 4.17 Spanish Fry
    (In Alienese) Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army!
72. 4.18 The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings (August 10, 2003)
    See you on some other channel

Screenshots of every Futurama Opening

Every Futurama Opening can be seen in this flickr Album

Tag Lines of Futurama Movies

• Futurama: Bender’s Big Score (27 November 2007)
  It Just Won’t Stay Dead
• Futurama The Beast With A Billion Backs: (24 June 2008)
  The Proud Result of Prison Labor
• Bender’s Game: (4 November 2008)
  The Flames In Your TV Are Not Part Of The Show.
• Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder (24 February 2009)
  The Humans Shall Not Defeat Us (This title screen is in Alien Language)

Video of Futurama Openings

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Post author: Daniel Semper