Top Ten Things Overheard In Line To See Avatar:
10. What a coincidence! I couldn’t find a woman to go with me either!
9. If I wear my 3-D glasses over my 2-D glasses, can I see in 5-D?
8. It’s nice that they didn’t overhype this thing
7. Last time I saw blue creatures for three hours, I drank too much Nyquil
6. It’s set in the year 2154 when America finally passes a health care bill
5. Which one is Chewbacca?
4. Based on a true story, right?
3. Hold on… Tiger’s texting me
2. Chuck Schumer just called the ticket taker a bitch
1. $500 million for a movie?
Post author: Daniel Semper