Two and a Half Men Theory S07E11 Warning, It’s Dirty

Title: Warning, It’s Dirty
Summary: This is the 2009 Christmas Special episode. Charlie helps Jake to cheat on his girlfriend while she’s away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie’s Christmas dinner.

Guest Cast

• Carl Reiner as Marty Pepper
• Ingrid Rogers as Keisha
• Julia K. as Brianna
• Tinashe Kachingwe as Celeste

Trivia: Marty Pepper says the title of this episode.

Previous Episode: Two and a Half Men S07E10 That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
Next Episode: Two and a Half Men Theory S07E12 Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste
Releases in January 11, 2010

Torrent: Two.and.a.Half.Men.S07E11.Warning.Its.Dirty.HDTV.XviD-FQM

Episode Review

[ Here Be Spoilers]

Charlie reads a Christmas poem written by Alan:

Harper Christmas Newsletter (by Alan)

As this wonderful year draws to an end,
I send this note to family and friend.
So thankful are we for blessings galore.
Like Charlie’s fiancée a lady, not a whore.
And young master Jake is growing like a weed.
He makes us all proud, not a waste of my seed.
He tried his darnedest in every class.
And made tenth grade by the skin of his ass.

(Alan: And, see, I put in a little drawing of an elf with his pants down.)

And our sweet mother Evelyn had a small operation.
Her secret garden needed rejuvenation.

(Charlie: Secret garden?)
(Alan: Find a rhyme for vulva.)

And what about the author of this Christmas poem?
He’s healthy and happy in his beautiful home.
And while some might argue that he’s just a leech,
it bothers him not, he lives at the beach.

Happy Holidays from the Happy Harpers.

Charlie’s Christmas Poem to Alan

You’re sad, pathetic, lonely and blue.
If I gave a rat’s ass, I’d worry about you.

—-

Charlie gets Jake to cheat on his new girlfriend and in the end really screws up Christmas at the Harper home. Alan really does nothing to stop him like always and seems to be wallowing in his own situation as well. This is the perfect episode for all the people complaining about Charlie’s new lifestyle. This is the return to everything Charlie!

While Jake’s girlfriend,, Celeste, from next door is away in Brentwood (which is just a few hours away in LA) he is scoping out the new talent on the beach behind Charlie’s house. Of course Charlie with his bad advice tells him while the girlfriends away Jake can play setting up the obvious ending that will occur.

As long as Charlie can’t fool around, he gets Jake in trouble instead.

Great cameo by the legendary Carl Reiner playing Marty Pepper an old TV producer which Carl of course is. Did anyone else notice the “Marty Pepper Production” logo at the end of the episode! Classic!!! Berta and Evelyn are their old selves and of course Chelsea shows up just in time to bust Charlie’s big time.

A wonderful hour of television with The Big Bang Theory X-Mas Special that followed. Two classic comedies that are definitely the cream of the crop on television today and will be classics for years to come.

Episode Screenshots

Jake: I got a girlfriend.
Charlie: Oh, buddy, you can’t call the posters in your room girlfriends.
Jake: No, I’m talking about Celeste. I’m in a committed relationship.
Charlie: What are you talking about? You’re 13.
Jake: I’m 15.
Charlie: Who cares? You’re too young for a committed relationship. I’m 40 and I’m barely ready.
Jake: You’re 42.
Charlie: What is it with you and numbers?

Jake: Do I look okay?
Charlie: Jake, she waved at you. She smiled. Clearly her standards aren’t that high.
Jake: Right. Thanks.
Charlie: When did I turn 42? Son of a bitch. Hey, I’m an organ donor. Good for me.

Charlie: Hey, Berta, merry Christmas.
Berta: Thank you, Charlie. You’re very generous.
Charlie: Well, I just want you to know that I appreciate all your hard work.
Berta: And I appreciate you pretending I work hard.

Berta: You’d think she’d have more self-esteem.
Charlie: Hey, Jake may be dull-witted, but he does have a certain je ne sais quoi with the ladies.
Berta: Well, maybe six years of picking his underwear up with a rake has made me immune to his charms.

Marty Pepper: Did I ever tell you I knew Lucille Ball?
Evelyn: Yes, you did, dear.
Marty Pepper: You know, she wasn’t a real redhead. Ask me how I know. Warning: it’s dirty.

LOL Berta

Marty Pepper: What is that fragrance you’re wearing, my dear?
Berta: Ben Gay and foot powder.

(doorbell rings)
Berta: What are you looking at?

Jake is PWND!!

Charlie Harper’s Quote of Knowledge

The best quote of this episode is:

Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra.

Meeeeeeeeeen!!!